What A Good Boy.

Today we mourn, honor, and remember the transgender people who were murdered because of their gender identity or expression.

My friends: Daisy, don't you think you should start eating more healthily?

Me, pouring Skittles into my mouth along with a packet of Oreos: Nah

Of course I'm not homophobic. All my friends are gay. My ships are gay. My cat is gay. I'm gay.

Reblog if you're not homophobic

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

Reasons Why You Should Never Live In The Countryside

No. 3

I have no friends here. None. It's just old couples with no children or young couples with babies. I'm so alone.

A friendly ghost rest stop before you continue your day! 💗

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Welcome to the Penguin Parade

By My Chemical Waddles

lmao on the edinburgh zoo site it says “there is a daily penguin parade at 14:15 but it may be cancelled last minute as it is a voulntary parade, we do not coax the penguins with food, and they may not want to go out” lmao anarchopenguinism

adhd gothic

you decide to take a quick shower. your phone battery died - you cannot put music on. you get into the shower. you wash your hair. you wash your hair. you wash your hair. you get out of the shower. it is the year 2032.

you put on two matching socks. you step out of the door. you are wearing two different socks.

you are going to start doing school work in a minute, you say, every minute.

you are hungry. there is good food around. it is ready to eat. you want to start eating. you cannot start eating. you are so hungry.

you are in class. you write everything down. you are listening to what the professor is saying. you look at what you are writing down. everything is in elvish. you do not speak nor understand elvish. the professor speaks elvish.

you can solve many types of rubik’s cubes. people think that’s cool. people can do basic human skills. you think that’s cool.

you wiggle your toes. you bounce your leg. you flutter your fingers. people look at you, irritated. you feel like going to hell.

you know every bird that you see. that one is called Bob. he’s a crested tit, or lophophanes cristatus. you say hi to a classmate. you can’t remember their name.

you need to do school work. there are no distractions around. you do nothing for five hours. you need to do school work.

you wake up. it is time to go to sleep. what did you do today?

how to fucking flag pedophiles

call me the fucking ~internet police~ BUT I DIDN’T KNOW UNTIL TODAY THAT THERE’S LITERALLY A COMMUNITY OF “PEDOPHILE POSITIVITY” ON THIS HELLSITE

THERE ARE PEOPLE OPENLY ADMITTING THAT THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO CHILDREN/CONSUMING CHILD PORN ON THIS WEBSITE!?!??! THERE’S 13 YEAR OLDS ON HERE!!!

so my dudes, how to flag “maps” (minor attracted people aka pedophiles)

1. click “flag this blog”

2. click “this violates tumblr’s community guildlines”

3. click “someone is at risk of harm”

4. click “harm to minors”

5. type “pedophile” in the box

say it LOUDER for the people in the BACK