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I just watched Bohemian Rhapsody

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All I'm saying is that you should watch it too

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It was bloody fantastic

If you are even a small part of the BBC Sherlock fandom reblog this now

everything will be explained later

I'm cringing at the present me

The future you is probably cringing at present you

Someone : *insults me*

Me : *gasp* W-well I hope you step on Lego!

Dydd Gŵyl Dewi Hapus 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 I bawb!!! 🌼🌼🌼🌼🌼

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All hail Cauliflower Grandad

my granddad just called me to tell me how big his cauliflowers are growing and it was so cute theyre “TWICE as big as the ones you get in the shop”

TODAY IT’S A GREAT DAY BECAUSE IT’S MARCH 15th THE DAY WHEN DENZEL CROCKER LOST HIS HAPPINESS AND IT’S ALSO ANNOY SQUIDWARD DAY

adhd gothic

you decide to take a quick shower. your phone battery died - you cannot put music on. you get into the shower. you wash your hair. you wash your hair. you wash your hair. you get out of the shower. it is the year 2032.

you put on two matching socks. you step out of the door. you are wearing two different socks.

you are going to start doing school work in a minute, you say, every minute.

you are hungry. there is good food around. it is ready to eat. you want to start eating. you cannot start eating. you are so hungry.

you are in class. you write everything down. you are listening to what the professor is saying. you look at what you are writing down. everything is in elvish. you do not speak nor understand elvish. the professor speaks elvish.

you can solve many types of rubik’s cubes. people think that’s cool. people can do basic human skills. you think that’s cool.

you wiggle your toes. you bounce your leg. you flutter your fingers. people look at you, irritated. you feel like going to hell.

you know every bird that you see. that one is called Bob. he’s a crested tit, or lophophanes cristatus. you say hi to a classmate. you can’t remember their name.

you need to do school work. there are no distractions around. you do nothing for five hours. you need to do school work.

you wake up. it is time to go to sleep. what did you do today?