Why do I keep getting ads about kitchen roll? I'm fine thanks.
So there’s this huge dudebro in my class, who, yesterday, sat next to me. And I’m sitting there sweating because like… I’m wearing my shirt with the lesbian flag on it, and he’s the most popular jock in school, and always has this look on his face that say ‘I can and will kill you’. He looks me up and down, stares at me for a minute and then goes, “So. Girls in skirts and long socks, am I right?”
To which I nodded solemnly, both out of agreement, surprise and also a healthy amount of awkward fear. He nodded and went, “You get it.”
I said, “Yep.” He fistbumped me, and on went our lives.
Just imagine.. if Ash VS Victor 😂🤜
Please
radical conceptussy: dan, phil, martyn, cornelia
and
truth bombs
sirius and remus will forever be my favorites
My mum keeps telling me that I need to talk to people in order to make friends. I already have one. Is that not enough?
Can we get a SuperWhoLock but for Good Omens, Stranger Things and The Umbrella Academy? Because I need that shit.
PLEASE REBLOG if you (male or female) believe it is perfectly okay and natural for a guy of any age to cry
“Your scars don’t mean that you’re weak. They show that you’re stronger than whatever tried to kill you.”
-Sirius Black to Remus Lupin, at some point.
I can't concentrate on my homework and I keep procrastinating.
In my attempt to be funny and create decent art work, this blog has emerged
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