Hannibal’s Name Rhyming With Cannibal Is Like Vague Enough To Be A Coincidence But He’s Also A Fancy

could i really have not just been a snail, or perhaps a frog? must i be human, with all of the suffering that entails?

the human body is a fucking mess and mine is included in that description

disclaimer: these are results from google. there were loads so i just picked at random from "most watched anime" lists

please reblog and put your answers in the tags <3

boned lasagna

Bone spaghetti.

not a big fan of this idea 👎

the idea of consuming two conflicting things that promise to do the opposite of each other has always been hilarious to me. there’s a liquid shot-based sleep aid called 6 hour sleep and as soon as I saw it i immediately imagined mixing it and a 5 hour energy together for a 1 hour nap

Is anybody else who has adhd also constantly hungry? Or more like feels the constant need to eat something?

EAT A DICK @staff

me holding a gun to a mushroom: tell me the name of god you fungal piece of shit

mushroom: can you feel your heart burning? can you feel the struggle within? the fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. you cannot kill me in a way that matters

me cocking the gun, tears streaming down my face: I’M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU

rebungle he

i updated it due to current happenings

edit: FUCKING REBLOG IT. LIKES DONT MEAN SHIT!

Reblog this if it’s okay to DM you and shoot the friendship shot.