how have you been?
People complaining about headcanons and saying shit like βSirius would NEVER wear a skirtβ or βjames would never date regulus/sirius/sybill/literally anybodyβ will never not be funny
Like girl. You respect these characters too much if you think they have any free will. They donβt! They are my Barbie dolls and I am a bored 7 year old girl that asked for a lego set and got dolls instead. Plastic hair will be cut. Arms will be broken. They are mine to do with as I please
And frankly, youβre ruining the vibe by insisting that I shouldnβt contort these dolls into horrors beyond comprehension. You could have so much more fun if you were as fucked up as me. Cmon girl. You only live once
βheβs a red flagβ βsheβs a green flagβ Iβm a white flag. I give up bitch
"that didnt happen in canon" and canon didnt happen at all, what is your point
"A Toast To Emily, Always The Bridesmaid Never The Bride"
In Other Words
"Let James go, don't you think he has enough suffering regulus! Lily is right for him, how could you have ever thought you'll be the one with his heart"
Regulus βYou Fucking Bitchβ Black
Sirius βI donβt fuck bitches, I suck dickβ Black