IMAGINE THO:

'he's most likely impotent'

me: *watches criminal minds for 9 hours* anything: *makes a noise* me: I’m looking for a white male between the ages of 25-45 probably a loner probably most definitely hates women probably drives a red late model dodge truck probably lives alone his moms name is Helen and his favorite color skittles are the red ones

oh to be at an irish pub right now

being hot is his costume 😻😫

Unleash your power bagel!

"are you the person who says goodnight to everyone at 9PM then stays up all night reading fanfictions at tumblr?"

Guess who got impatieeeennnttt

This bitch😙

It feels like people have forgotten ships don't have to be canon. Isn't the whole point of fandom to explore what could happen to characters in different scenarios

It's hard when you can't tell your parents anything. They still see you as a child when you have already fought so many battles in silence.

Y/N: What if the person who named Walkie Talkies named everything?

Emily: Pregnancy tests are Maybe Babies

Penelope: Socks are Feetie Heaties

JJ: Forks are Stabby Grabbies

Spencer: Defibrillators are Heartie Starties

Derek: Nightmares are Dreamy Screamies

Y/N: Stamps are Lickie Stickies

Hotch: *annoyed* You’re all disappointments