I Want To Be Linen But Really I'm Wool

I want to be linen but really I'm wool

Here, a cheater course on caring for natural fibers!

1. Wool. Treat it like it has the delicate constitution of a Victorian lady and the conviction that baths are evil of a 17th century noble. (If I get in WATER my PORES will OPEN and I will CATCH ILL AND DIE.)

2. Cotton; easygoing. Will shrink a bit if washed and dried hot.

3. Silk; people think it’s like wool and has the constitution of a fashionably dying of consumption Victorian lady, but actually it’s quite tough. Can be washed in an ordinary washer, and either tumbled dry without heat or hung to dry.

4. Linen; it doesn’t give a shit. Beat the hell out of it. Historically was laundered by dousing it in lye and beating the shit out of it with wooden paddles, which only makes it look better. The masochist of the natural fiber world. Beat the fuck out of it linen doesn’t care. Considerably stronger than cotton. Linen sheet sets can last literal decades in more or less pristine shape because of that strength.The most likely natural fiber to own a ball gag.

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2 years ago

Me: school is going to start soon, i need to start focusing now

Also me: *downloads stardew valley*

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stardew valley i can barely take my eyes off of this game dear lord literally a day in and im already attach to these little pixels self control? never heard of her

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liljasmine

3 years ago

EY YO LAW SCHOOL HAS A SPECIAL EPISODE AIRING❓❓❓

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1 year ago

REVERSE TROPE WRITING PROMPTS

Too many beds

Accidentally kidnapping a mafia boss

Really nice guy who hates only you

Academic rivals except it’s two teachers who compete to have the best class

Divorce of convenience

Too much communication

True hate’s kiss (only kissing your enemy can break a curse)

Dating your enemy’s sibling

Lovers to enemies

Hate at first sight

Love triangle where the two love interests get together instead

Fake amnesia

Soulmates who are fated to kill each other

Strangers to enemies

Instead of fake dating, everyone is convinced that you aren’t actually dating

Too hot to cuddle

Love interest CEO is a himbo/bimbo who runs their company into the ground

Nursing home au

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5 years ago

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3 years ago

I dreamed of getting married but instead of like "oh so happy yay" it's me crying to my mom because i didn't want to get married yet cus i was still young and had dreams but i didn't want to dissapoint anyone by saying "no i do not want to get married" because they had this celebration made for me and that is so in character of me and now im scared of being in a relationship🥲

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first of all: why??? did??? i??? dream??? this??? second of all: it felt so realistic that i was so stunned to wake up and find out that i am in fact not even in a relationship NO CUS WHY DID I DREAM THAT I LITERALLY CONSUMED ABSOLUTELY NO WEDDING RELATED ANYTHING it honestly scared me so much because my reasonings were all so in character of me IT WAS SO REALISTIC😭 maybe its cus i've been that my subconcious decided to di this you gotta put the fear of god in people to really make anything stick in their brains🥲 im still not over that nightmare

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liljasmine

3 years ago

LMAO LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON TWITTER

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liljasmine

4 years ago

Do you guys also suddenly get like three new personalities, two new dream jobs and several mental breakdowns after binging a TV show or are you normal??

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3 years ago

I love how you can tell what obsession I went through on a certain week via my pinterest album on my gallery. Like "oh, here's 3 rows of pics starring tom ellis, i must have been watching lucifer that week"

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