Lilfeckingoblin - I Have No Idea

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fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”

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Tyson: He doesn’t get it. That’s okay, he’s hot.

Cottontail

Vince Dunn/Adam Larsson | 2,737 words | rated e

pwp, bunnyboy Vince, boypussy

Read it here!

lol so this has languished in my drafts for way too long. Thank you to @captainplant and @angry-geno-is-score for cheerleading this fic and encouraging me to finally finish it enough to post, this is for you 💜

Part 1 of 2, part 2 will be posted Saturday 😊

i know i say this about goalies all the time, but now i really mean it—the panthers better give bob a bottle of whiskey and a prostate orgasm.

The utter GLEE and willingness to choose violence that each of these men exhibits as soon as they pick up a tortilla, this team building exercise game was perfect, ten out of ten, no notes.

Pet DeBoer speaking about Mason's disallowed goal in OT:

"I’d like to get an explanation. I didn’t get an explanation. I’d heard the referees had talked to some of the players. The players had told me what the referee said but you know, sometimes that gets lost in translation, especially with some of our players so *laughs* I don’t wanna comment on it until I get an official explanation."

Five minutes earlier:

sometimes hockey twitter gives you gifts

May 29th 2024 best hockey tweet(s) of the day