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burnin' tire

max verstappen

cw: smut/pwp, masturbation, fantasies, mad!max, post-dutch gp, mechanic!reader

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second.

second was first place for losers. that was what he had been told his entire life. second, seconde, secondo, however he could slice it, it still looked bad. so when he stomped back into the paddock with fire in his heart and a storm cloud over his head, the mechanics scattered.

they even went as far as to push you, their newest addition in front of max so they could get a head start away from mad max.

he looked down at you, something in his gaze left you a little shaky at the knees. this was your first race with the team, and you couldn't secure a win for max. it was almost embarrassing.

"i'm sorry, mister verstappen!" you pouted, "i'm really sorry! we tried to move as fast as possible, but i guess we couldn't keep up to mclaren." you worried about your job! you had just started, you were far from home and this was your dream to work for, "i'm so sorry!"

you almost had tears in your eyes, which deflated the anger from max's stance. he dropped his arms and looked at you. he replied, "there's nothing to be sorry about, it happens." as if he hadn't been on a losing streak for some time now.

your bottom lip quivered and your eyes grew watery, "this was your home race. and i'm just so sorry! i just wanted to do good, i wanted you to win!" a few tears fell and max was dumbfounded.

he was used to tearing into the mechanics and the engineers. he was used to snapping his words and letting rage consume him. instead he reached out for you, "hey, it's okay! don't cry. it's alright.'" he even wiped your tears away as your lip wobbled.

you got into his arms and gave him a bit hug. you looked at him and said, "i promise we'll win the next one! i promise!" even in those baggy coveralls you looked cute. if not beautiful.

max felt the anger disappear in his gut and he smiled at you, almost warm, "yes... yes we will." and when he patted you on the head and turned away and out of the paddock.

the other mechanics were in as much shock as you were. and while max would've loved to continue holding you, even reassuring you about the race in monza the following week. max was painfully hard from your brief interaction. it was like all the anger went to his cock and he needed to get out of there before he caused a scene.

back in the red bull motor home, max thought he was going to burst a blood vessel in his head. it was a pain to get into his jeans after he got out of his racing clothes. everything felt like a live wire, to go without masturbating for that long felt painful. especially when the source of his erection was playing in his read.

you smell like motor oil and warm vanilla, your touch was soft when you hugged him and that pretty face. even with the smear of grease on your face and the red bull cap on your head.

"mister verstappen." your voice rang in his head and he didn't even make it to the bed before his cock was in his hand. his palm covered in his spit as he sat on the couch and stroked himself still clothed.

he knew that the team had hired a new mechanic, but to see you in action made his brain feel almost rotten from the lust he felt. he barely paid attention to who was working on the car during the race but he knew you weren't working alone. and yet, you still carried all the responsibility for the team on your shoulders.

you poor thing. he continued to stroke his cock and he panted heavily at the feeling. thoughts of you were in his head as he pleasured himself. he wished you were there to do it for him. even if you wore you coveralls and covered in grease, if you were on your knees in front of him, your mouth on his cock as you pleasured him.

he wondered if you had even done that before. if you had any partners, or even one at the moment. he tried not to let the jealousy curl in his gut. he wasn't even sure, but he wouldn't have been surprised. you were beautiful, and who didn't love a gentle soul. you wanted max to win and max in turn felt towards you that he felt towards no other mechanic. he wanted you to work on his car, but also taking you out to dinner. to show you the finer things in life.

he wondered what colour panties you wore, and what cut. he knew you weren't wearing a thong, no when you were lifting heavy tires all day. he imagined something red, maybe a boy short. something that moved with the curves of your hips and thighs. he thought excited him, it really turned him on. made his face as red as he hoped that your panties would be.

how they'd curve to your ass, when you ran around the pit stop. how you would lift tools around. the strength to you. max liked models, but there was something about you the captivated him. and you didn't even know. you were just a humble mechanic, and you drove max wild.

he continued to stroke his cock heavily. he panted heavily as he felt his dark t-shirt cling to his back. his pace was quick up against his cock, he even spat on his hand once more to just to get the right friction. it was a head rush. he was not immune to masturbation, max did it almost daily if he had the time.

but to picture you in your bra and panties made him excited. hungry like a dog as he fucked his hand. he wished it was your pussy. he wished that he could bully the tip of his cock against you. he wished he could bend you in half and fuck you with a vigor that there were no other words for.

he wondered if you were loud, if he'd have to silence you with your panties. if he's have to cover your mouth or gag you, or would you just burst into tears like you did in the garage. the wet eyes,staring at him, promising that you'd do better next time. it made max want to fuck you even more. he wanted you every way he could have you.

"shit." he groaned through grit teeth as he continued to stroke his cock. he could feel his heart beat in his ears as he continued to masturbate. you were just a little thing, even with your skills as a mechanic, you were still so small. max felt he need to protect you.

he wanted to make sure you needed for nothing. he wondered if you'd have him as your lover. as your partner. the thought made him shudder as he continued to stroke his cock. he felt the head rush it all, he panted heavily as he stroked his cock.

his pace continued and he let himself get lost in the feeling. when it got overwhelming, he finished all over himself. your words rang in his mind, the promises you made. next time will be better. he'd win next time! and as cum dribbled all over his hand, he panted heavily with the head rush. he panted heavily and felt a shudder through climax. he wondered if you were touching yourself tonight, which made his cock twitch in his hand.

he was covered in cum at the waist and he felt hot all over. he rubbed his face with his free hand and for a moment felt in the post-orgasm shame. but it didn't last long.

with the after shivers of euphoria, he knew he had to do something. he couldn't be jerking off in private anytime he saw you. max was a man of action so after he cleaned himself off, he texted horner,

"i was wondering if i could properly meet with our new mechanic, show her the ropes. i think things will be promising with her." he tried to sound as professional as possible, but as thoughts of your watery eyes filled his mind. he knew he'd have to get himself off again soon. <3

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5 months ago

PAST THE FINISH LINE.

pairings: retired f1 drivers x retired f1 legend!yn

faceclaim: jessica alba

summary: exposing the truth about her time in f1 set the world on fire. but when the internet thought they’d solved the mystery of x, yn yln proved once again that nothing in her story is ever that simple.

warnings: mentions of misogyny. also this will have the reveal of x, please don’t send any hate! this is fictional and it doesn’t mean i dislike the driver or anything like that.

final part of the lucky girl syndrome series <3

author’s note: okay the final instalment!!! the love that you guys have given to the series is insane and i’m really happy everyone has enjoyed it and gotten so invested!! thank you so much. if you enjoyed, maybe buy me a coffee? <3

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f1: f1 presents: legends of the grid. for one night only, the legends return to monaco to celebrate some of the most iconic drivers in f1 history. featuring lewis hamilton, sebastian vettel, fernando alonso, nico rosberg, jenson button, mark webber, max verstappen and yn yln, this event will relive the moments and rivalries that defined an era.

don’t miss it, streaming live, via netflix, this saturday.

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user1: Y’ALL ARE MESSY 😭😭😭😭😭😭

-> user2: the timing is crazy. everyone gonna show up like a real housewives reunion.

user3: this is going to be the messiest f1 drama since ‘21 abu dhabi.

-> user4: TRUST!! we will be tuning in.

user5: hope netflix doesn’t buffer all night like the mike tyson fight.

-> user6: netflix pay for better servers you bums. if i don’t get to see the drama in HIGH DEFINITION you’re OVER!!!

user7: yn is so brave for agreeing. the way the paddock treated her was so disgusting.

-> user8: okay but why you acting like yn herself didn’t cause drama back in the day? she wasn’t innocent.

-> user9: nobody said she was innocent, we said she wasn’t treated fairly.

user10: BADDIES F1 REUNION 😻

user11: yn showing up to this after years of silence is so iconic.

-> user12: i still can’t believe she hasn’t done a f1 related event since she retired.

-> user13: hello what about her memoir?

-> user12: her memoir is about her?? it’s not affiliated with f1, she writes about her time there because it was a huge portion of her life DUMMY

user14: need to be a fly on the wall so bad

-> user15: the amount of drama between those people alone is crazy.

user16: nico probably sweating through his shirt rn

-> user17: he deleted his socials to avoid responsibility and now he has to see her face to face. karma is real.

user18: lewis/max, lewis/nico, mark/seb, nico/yn, and jenson!

-> user19: no cause why is jenson just … there

-> user20: jenson is always just there

-> user21: someone has to be the mediator.

user22: no kimiyn :((

user23: NEED A SEATING CHART ASAP!!!

user24: the fact people still hate on yn is insane. she has proven herself more so than some of your faves. it’s insane.

-> user25: misogyny in f1 fandoms? shocking.

-> user26: she’s better than me. i would air everybody out.

user27: someone bring up yn’s memoir PLEASE

user28: honestly, can we just appreciate how much yn changed f1? she paved the way and STILL has the paddock shaking years later. living rent free in their minds and mine.

user29: better make this an annual event because the drama is TOO GOOD.

→ user30: i think once will be enough for them, they’re gonna need therapy after this.

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EXCERPT FROM LUCKY GIRL SYNDROME.

my relationship with lewis was… complicated. we were both anomalies in the paddock, though for very different obvious reasons. we both knew what it felt like to walk into a room and feel like you didn’t belong, to have to fight twice as hard to prove yourself, to carry the weight of representation whether you wanted to or not. but instead of bringing us closer, those shared experiences sometimes pushed us apart.

lewis was always kind to me, and i don’t want to diminish that. he understood things that no one else on the grid could, and in our quieter moments, we’d talk about what it felt like to be ‘othered’ in a sport that thrives on tradition. but those moments were rare, and when we were on track—or in the paddock—it felt like we were always circling each other, wary but never fully connecting. maybe it was because we both had walls up, or maybe it was because we each carried our own burdens and didn’t know how to share them without feeling weaker for it.

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ham1ltonshaderoom: f1 trailblazers lewis hamilton and yn yln were seen at dinner in monaco three days before the legends of the grid event. eyewitnesses say that their conversation seemed intense but cordial. are they squashing old beef or discussing something else (cough x marks the spot)? either way the streets are talking and we’re listening. thoughts on this reunion ham1ltons?

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user1: lewis and yn having dinner??? the way my brain is spiraling right now.

→ user2: what if they’re talking about their personal drama with nico

→ user3: or what if lewis is apologizing for… something 👀

user4: idc what anyone says, lewis x yn is my endgame. they’re the power couple the grid deserves.

→ user5: STOP. i’ve shipped them since their karting days. this is literally my fanfic coming true.

→ user6: yn is too iconic to settle for any man, even lewis.

user7: bet they’re plotting how to make nico sweat during the event lol.

→ user8: nico’s probably hiding in a corner somewhere right now.

→ user9: this dinner probably has him deleting more accounts as we speak.

user10: yn and lewis are DEFINITELY scheming. they didn’t go through all this drama just to let bygones be bygones.

→ user11: scheming? or flirting? because the chemistry is there.

→ user12: now why would yn date a man from the grid after everything she’s written about them?

user13: i need a mic under their table so bad. the tea they must’ve spilled 😭

→ user14: forget a mic, i need netflix to release a doc about this dinner specifically.

user15: yn having dinner after being a recluse for years and having so many people talk about her is so iconic. she knows she owns the grid.

→ user16: fr she didn’t even have to show up to the legends event. she just wanted to remind everyone she’s THAT girl.

user17: imagine lewis saying something like, “so about that chapter in your book…”

user18: god they’re attention seekers.

-> user17: how lol. they’re just eating? they didn’t even publicise this?

user19: lewis and yn teaming up to destroy the paddock? i’m here for it.

→ user20: team “we’re too rich, hot and iconic to care about nico.”

user21: this better not be a casual dinner. i need this to lead to chaos.

→ user22: chaos? or a second memoir? yn stays winning either way.

user23: imagine lewis pulls up to legends of the grid and is like, “yn and i are writing a joint book. enjoy.”

→ user24: stop this right now before i lose my mind.

user25: yn x lewis is the best thing to come out of this reunion already.

→ user26: yn x lewis shippers are DELUSIONAL but i respect it.

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NYT Journalist: Your memoir, Lucky Girl Syndrome, has been a massive success—4.3 million copies sold in the first month, the best-selling sports memoir of all time. Were you expecting that kind of reception?

YN: Not at all. I mean, I hoped people would read it, obviously. But I thought it would mainly resonate with people who followed my career, maybe the motorsport community. I didn’t anticipate it would reach so many people outside of that world. I’ve had messages from women in all sorts of industries telling me how much it meant to see their own struggles reflected in my story. That’s been the most rewarding part—knowing it’s made people feel seen.

Journalist: But with that reception also came the drama, particularly around the identity of the unnamed X. Did you expect the public to latch onto that so intensely?

YN: I knew it would cause a stir, but I didn’t think it would turn into this… phenomenon. The whole X thing has kind of overshadowed the point of the book, in some ways. People got so caught up in the guessing game that they lost sight of the bigger picture. The book wasn’t about pointing fingers or settling scores—it was about telling my story, showing what it was like to exist in that space. X wasn’t the story; X was just one part of it.

Journalist: Do you regret including X in the memoir?

YN: No, because it was my truth. Leaving it out would’ve felt dishonest. But I do wish the conversation had been more about the broader issues I wrote about, rather than one person’s role in it. Still, if it got people talking about the misogyny in motorsport—even if it wasn’t always in the way I intended—then maybe it was worth it.

Journalist: You’ve said before that being vulnerable in the book was one of the hardest things you’ve ever done. Can you elaborate on that?

YN: Writing it was like peeling back every layer of armour I’d built over the years. Reliving some of those memories, especially the early years on the grid, was brutal. I actually couldn’t read the audiobook myself. I tried, but it dredged up too much. Thankfully, my friend Angelina [Jolie] —who I’ve known for years and who understands me on an intimate level—stepped in and did it for me. She brought so much care and empathy to it. I couldn’t have asked for anyone better. Hearing her voice telling my story was… cathartic in a way. It gave me a distance from the pain while still honouring and acknowledging it.

Journalist: Do you think you’ll ever fully step back into the world of F1? You’ve kept such a low profile since your retirement.

YN: I think this interview and the upcoming Legends of the Grid event are as close as I’m willing to get. Writing the memoir was cathartic, but it also made me realise how much I needed to let go of. F1 was my life for so long, and it will always be a part of me. But the woman I am now isn’t the same woman who walked into that paddock all those years ago. And I think that’s okay.

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[r/F1Gossip: “I’m Telling You, X Is Sebastian, and Here’s Why”]

u/OverlookedEvidence:

ok, i know everyone’s convinced that x is nico, but hear me out: what if it’s actually sebastian? before you downvote me, let me explain.

yn doesn’t mention seb by name in her memoir

this is huge. yn is very deliberate with her words, and while she talks about lewis, fernando, nico, and even jenson in detail, seb is noticeably absent. she references “one driver who made my early career hell” but never names him. why would she leave seb out unless there’s a reason?

it’s not jenson

she said herself in the book that x wasn’t a teammate. that rules out jenson. also, she’s been pretty vocal about respecting jenson, even calling him a good teammate.

the timeline matches

seb was dominating the sport in the early 2010s while yn was still proving herself. if x was making dismissive comments about her being a “right car, right time” kind of driver, wouldn’t it make sense that it came from someone like seb, who was constantly winning and under a similar microscope?

the “sliding off the track” comment fits seb’s early personality

we all know seb’s reputation back then. he was ruthless, competitive, and let’s face it, a bit cocky. saying something like “at least she’ll look good sliding off the track” during a rain delay sounds exactly like early 2010s seb.

the silence speaks volumes

nico deleted his socials after the allegations, sure, but seb has been oddly quiet about yn’s book too. when asked about it, he gave a generic “it’s an important story” answer and quickly changed the subject. if he wasn’t x, wouldn’t he just say so?

the paddock dynamic

yn herself said x wasn’t overtly aggressive but rather subtle, making passive-aggressive digs that were easy to brush off as jokes. that sounds a lot more like seb’s early years than nico’s more direct approach.

but the nail in the coffin for me? yn’s line in the book about x apologizing years later but saying it didn’t matter because “the damage had already been done.” seb’s been all about redemption and growth in recent years. maybe he apologized privately, and that’s why she’s staying quiet publicly.

EDIT: look, i know seb’s had his redemption arc, and everyone loves him now (myself included), but we can’t ignore this just because it’s uncomfortable. the receipts are there.

anyway, i’m not saying it’s definitely him, but the evidence is there.

top comments:

u/nicohater: nah it’s nico. everyone knows it’s nico.

u/happybee: seb is all about positivity and saving the bees and the planet now. he doesn’t make sense as x.

-> u/op: that’s current seb. early 2010s seb was a different story.

u/understeerstan: yeah, seb was cocky, but he wasn’t that bad, was he?

u/f1stan: OP’s receipts are better than most of the nico allegations tbh, but no one wants to hear it.

-> u/nicosgirl: exactly like not everyone ignoring actual evidence because they hate nico more. i’m not saying it’s definitely seb, but we shouldn’t dismiss it just because he’s all sunshine and growth now.

u/laplegends: the seb theory makes more sense than nico, tbh. the whole paddock knew nico and lewis hated each other, but there’s barely any public drama between seb and yn, which feels… deliberate?

u/gridgossip: even if he was x, why would yn let him off the hook? she called out everyone else in the paddock.

-> u/dramadnf: maybe because he apologized and she forgave him? she’s always said the book wasn’t about revenge.

u/mclarenanti: the fact that she doesn’t mention him by name in the book is weird. i never noticed that before…

u/vettelfan: girl delete this. nico did that shit. just accept it.

u/dramalover: trying to convince the world that the guy trying to save the bees is x is a losing battle but i respect it.

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LEAKED VIDEO TRANSCRIPT BY TMZ.

The video is shakey, clearly taken on a phone, but the audio is clear enough. It’s a behind-the-scenes clip from a rain delay during a 2013 race. Drivers and engineers mill about in the background. YN is in her garage, leaning over her notes with her race engineer. The camera pans past her when a voice cuts through the noise, loud and smug.

Unseen Driver: “well, at least she’ll look good sliding off the track.”

The camera jerks slightly, as if the person filming wasn’t expecting the comment. The voice is unmistakable—it’s Sebastian Vettel.

YN’s head snaps up, but she doesn’t respond. Her engineer glances at her, clearly uncomfortable, and mutters something inaudible. Sebastian, walking past the garage, smirks briefly before disappearing from view.

The video then ends abruptly.

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ham1ltonshaderoom: tmz’s unearthed fan footage has just ended the x marks the spot debate. the internet never forgets. thoughts on this revelation ham1ltons?

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cousinjess: SEBASTIAN ?!

user1: everyone needs to jump that stupid redditor’s uncle for accusing my king nico rosberg for this shit. it was the other blond german that had a weird romantic subtext with lewis hamilton!

user2: i mean… people change, but this is still so bad.

user3: the way legends of the grid is coming up soon too.

-> user4: this has just increased the viewership by at least 40%.

user5: “at least she’ll look good sliding off the track” is such a disgusting thing to say. no wonder she wrote the book.

user6: paul telling her to ‘ignore him’ hits so much harder now. she dealt with this crap for YEARS.

user7: yn handled that with so much grace. i’d have thrown a wrench at his big head.

user8: and to think we were all arguing about nico and fernando when THIS was sitting in someone’s camera roll for years.

user9: i’m in shock like seriously.

user10: THANK YOU GOD FOR SPARING US FERNANDO FANS 😂😂😂

user11: that’s definitely sebastian omg. even with that shitty old camera quality.

-> user12: the audacity in his tone… yeah, this tracks with early 2010s seb.

-> user13: and he’s just LAUGHING while saying it??? yeah, no redemption for me.

user14: fuck seb and y’know what? fuck them bees too 🖕🏼

-> user15: now what did the bees do 😭😭😭

-> user14: not sting that mfer for this behaviour. honey is trash too! i prefer artificial sweeteners MADE BY MAN!

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[Live Twitter Thread: Legends of the Grid - X Drama Highlights]

7:03 PM: okay, we’re starting strong. yn and nico just arrived at the panel and… they’re FINE? like, actually smiling at each other. nico even pulled out her chair, and she laughed. is this a fever dream?

7:18 PM: fernando just said, “it’s always interesting when old secrets come to light.” direct eye contact with seb when he said it. i’m screaming.

8:25 PM: seb just got asked how he feels about yn’s memoir. he said, “i think it’s important she told her story, and i respect that. it’s not always easy to look back on who we were.” VERY diplomatic, but also… that feels pointed.

8:33 PM: lewis jumped in and defended yn when the host mentioned “paddock tensions.” he said, “yn had every right to speak her truth. we all know what she went through, even if some of us didn’t say it at the time.” 👀

8:41 PM: a fan question asked yn about her relationship with nico now. she smiled and said, “nico and i have had our ups and downs, but we’ve moved past them. he’s been very supportive since the book came out, and i appreciate that.” no mention of seb.

8:50 PM: someone asked seb if he ever felt threatened by yn during his career. he paused (awkwardly) and said, “no, i wouldn’t say threatened. but i think… i underestimated her, and that was my mistake.”

9:07 PM: nico just joked about being “grateful” he wasn’t the one yn wrote about in that chapter. yn laughed and said, “no, but you gave me plenty of other things to write about.” the AUDACITY. seb didn’t even crack a smile.

9:15 PM: fernando stirring the pot again: “the paddock always had a hard time accepting people who didn’t fit the mould. some of us didn’t handle that very well.” is anyone else sweating, or is it just me?

9:27 PM: someone asked yn if she feels like she’s fully moved on from the events she wrote about. she said, “i’ve moved on, yes, but that doesn’t mean i’ll forget. those experiences shaped me, for better or worse, and i think it’s important to acknowledge that.” seb looked like he wanted the ground to swallow him whole.

9:40 PM: okay, the host finally just asked SEB about the leaked clip. he took a deep breath and said, “i said things i regret, and i’ve apologized to yn privately. it’s not something i’m proud of, but i hope my actions now speak louder than my words did then.” yn nodded, but her face was unreadable.

9:52 PM: lewis jumped in AGAIN and said, “we’ve all made mistakes, but the most important thing is taking accountability. that’s what real respect looks like.”

10:05 PM: panel wrapping up, but the tension between seb and yn is THICK. they didn’t really interact directly, but you could feel the weight of it. nico, meanwhile, is cracking jokes and acting like he’s been vindicated.

FINAL THOUGHTS:

seb basically confirmed he was x but in the most seb way possible: calm, regretful, and low-key heartbreaking. i mean we knew but still.

yn was unbothered and elegant as always, but you could tell she was holding back.

lewis had yn’s back the whole night.

fernando might as well have brought popcorn with the way he was instigating.

what a night. the grid is MESSY, and we love to see it.

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f1shade: yn was spotted shopping in monaco today, looking as unbothered as ever, despite the whirlwind of drama that unfolded after last night’s legends of the grid showdown. with sebastian essentially confirming himself as x during the panel and max casually announcing he’s going to be a dad, the f1 fandom is barely holding it together.

but it seems yn isn’t done with the headlines just yet. reports are now circulating that she met with sebastian early this morning at the hotel where she’s staying. apparently, they booked a private meeting room and spent over an hour together “hashing things out.” sources say the atmosphere was “tense but calm,” and neither of them looked particularly pleased when they left.

the timing of the meeting has only added to the chaos. yn has always been private about her feelings towards sebastian, even in the memoir, where she never named him directly. meanwhile, seb’s brief apology during the panel last night left many feeling like there was still more to be said.

is this the closure they both needed, or just the start of another chapter in their complicated story?

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user1: why is there always an implication that yn is fueling the drama? she literally wrote a memoir about HER life and now everyone’s acting like she’s stirring the pot.

→ user2: EXACTLY. she’s been silent for years, and the second she speaks her truth, it’s suddenly her fault everyone’s messy?

→ user3: the irony is seb fueled this drama by being x. yn just said what happened.

user4: yn shopping in monaco while the entire grid implodes is peak main character behaviour.

→ user5: she really said “not my circus, not my monkeys” and went to buy some new shoes.

user6: need another memoir, i know she has more stories.

user7: seb and yn in a private meeting room after all this?? yeah, i need netflix to release the footage immediately.

→ user8: netflix can’t handle this kind of tension. they’d buffer through the best part.

user9: “hashing things out” sounds way too professional. i bet she told him off.

→ user10: yn doesn’t need to yell. one look from her and seb probably apologised for everything, including global warming.

user11: can’t believe seb was x. like, i love him, but… this is a lot to process.

→ user12: same. i thought we left his messy era behind, but here we are.

→ user13: redemption arc or not, you can’t erase what he said. yn deserved better.

user14: why is no one talking about max becoming a dad in the middle of all this? this weekend is CHAOS.

→ user15: yn: “not my problem.” max: “definitely my problem.”

user16: yn’s face leaving that meeting was so unreadable. i need to know what went down.

→ user17: her poker face is legendary. seb probably left sweating.

user18: this has been the messiest week in f1 since abu dhabi 2021.

→ user19: yn: “hold my memoir.”

user20: watch seb come out with a statement saying they’re “on good terms” and yn stays silent.

→ user21: silence is louder than any statement, and yn knows it.

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ynnie4eva: it’s now the end of yn’s book tour for her memoir. it’s the best selling sports memoir in history and we got so much new content from her and the book. i’m so sad we won’t see her anymore :(

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yourinstagram: don’t worry! we have a few more surprises under our belt for you guys :)

user1: NOT HER DROPPING HINTS LIKE THIS. WHAT DOES IT MEAN???

→ user2: yn, ma’am, my heart can’t take this. what surprises?? pls be specific.

→ user3: she’s giving “and i’ll tell you tomorrow vibes” and it’s killing me.

user4: imagine if she announces another book or like… a docuseries 👀

→ user5: a docuseries would BREAK the internet. the f1 girlies would lose it.

→ user6: yn narrating her own doc? the way i’d cancel all my plans for that.

user7: no but what if it’s her return to the grid somehow?? like as a team principal or something crazy.

→ user8: yn would never deal with the paddock politics again. she’s too smart for that.

→ user9: yeah, but imagine her and toto teaming up. unstoppable.

user10: “a few more surprises” sounds like merch but i’ll pretend it’s a Netflix special to feel something.

→ user11: yn-themed race jackets? SIGN ME UP.

user12: watch her drop a whole fictionalised movie about her life just to gag us all.

→ user13: cast me as her husband irl.

user14: i’m telling you, it’s something BIG. she doesn’t post for nothing. she has like fifteen posts since 2020.

→ user15: she’s literally been the main character of f1 for like 10 years. it’s always big with her.

user16: yn’s “surprises” = me losing my mind trying to figure it out.

user17: if she says “stay tuned” next, i’m deleting all my apps.

→ user18: she already said “don’t worry!” she’s toying with us at this point.

user19: the book tour was already too much for me emotionally. now THIS??

→ user20: yn always has us on edge and i love/hate her for it.

user21: let’s play a game and guess what it could be. i’ll start. she’s taking over checo’s redbull seat.

-> user22: she’s pregnant with max’s baby!! 🤰

-> user21: i actually don’t wanna play this game anymore. sorry.

user23: a few more surprises better not mean i have to sell a kidney for tickets to something.

→ user24: if it’s a live event or a signing, TAKE MY MONEY.

user25: yn, if this surprise is another podcast appearance where you drop cryptic hints, just tell us now so i can cry in peace.

user26: the way she knows she’s the blueprint and keeps us guessing. a true mastermind.

-> user27: i’m just glad she’s not disappearing for good this time.

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