The Tsa Stops Me Because My Carryon Had Too Much Liquid And They Open It And Its Just Full Of Blood

Could I get something for Ice King with a reader that asks him out first please? Like they see him and want that old man carnally so they shoot their shot. Just someone going outta their way to hit on him instead of the other way around for once

Headcanons or a drabble is fine, he gets love either way :)

Ok I'm gonna alter this ask a LIL to fit with the "how you met" headcanons I posted.

Ice King (Adventure Time)

You've become very familiar with the Ice King over your time here in Ooo. He's brash. A bit crude. Kind of a wad. But he's also weirdly... nice. Every time you've rescued a princess from him, they're never harmed. Scared? Yeah, because of being captured. But they're taken care of. You even got to experience things firsthand when you'd get captured with Bubblegum- or even just on your own.

You had started becoming the target of his "affections" lately, which included him grabbing you out of nowhere and flying off. It wasn't really the worst thing, honestly. He was actually a good cook, for the most part. The penguins were cute. He was just... nice to be around. You actually found yourself looking forward to it.

But... you felt bad pretending not to like the attention. You guessed you feared what the others would think- both for him being old and him being... like That. You wanted to change things up. You had to tell Finn and Jake where you were going, because they'd think the worst otherwise, and they were horrified. You stopped caring about what they thought.

It took you a while to travel to the Ice Kingdom, as well as actually get into the palace. It wasn't exactly made for non-flying creatures. You were cold, tired, and angry because the food you had brought was now splattered to the ground.

"Who DARES enter th- oh." Ice King stood there, stunned to see you in his living room. You panted, leaning on your sword for support. You HAD a plan for this, but you were so exhausted and cranky it was all out the window. You pointed your sword at him.

"I didn't do it this time," he yelled, throwing his hands up. You swallowed the lump of adrenaline in your throat.

"You. Me. Dinner. Wear a nice robe." His hands lowered, confused. He floundered for a second, stammering.

"Are.... you asking me on a date?" You nodded as you sheathed your sword.

"Yeah, and I'm using your shower because I am NOT climbing back down that mountain." You walked past the stunned king, who just watched you go for the bathroom. You heard him squeal as you shut the door.

"GUNTHER GET ME MY GOOD PANTS!!!!! I GOT A DATE TONIGHT!!!!!"

Personally I wouldnt do art fight, Id just fight artists. With a sword.

HELL YEAH BRING IT ON

BIG MAMMMAAAA

Lady Ramona!

Lady Ramona is a monster species I have created

She is the oldest of her species and a mother figure to all the younger of her species

I wont share much detail on her yet but she isnt very fond of humans

Lady Ramona- Me [ @folf-gaming ]

@folf-gaming Have a lil goober

Emmet’s joltik that he leaves to mind his desk has their own, smaller desk. Or should have.

little boss

"op im shaking what the fuck does this mean" type comments are on the rise again because the particle beams stopped emanating from the marvelous contraption i built in my garage

Trembling wreckage, left behind by little dreams.

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So anyways this wasn't supposed to pop off nearly as hard as it did but here we are.

Have some silly Majin Charm and Piccolo doobles!

Might digitalize em later-

He looks like he’s scheming to bite that finger pointed at him-

Well I’m scheming to pamper him

All the gays right now

I've seen some people talk about how they enjoy seeing people reactions to the twist at the end of bugsnax but personally my favorite reaction to whiteness when people join the bugsnax fandom is when they learn Filbo is canonically 6 feet tall and Wambus is almost 8 feet tall