"immortal Becomes Gives Up Their Immortality For Mortal(s) They've Fallen In Love With" Is The Best Version

Hear me out on this little HC for each of the siblings talents

Luther I can see being really really talented at like woodwork and astronomy like he knows it all

Diego could very easily be like secretly a good dancer and amazing at like naming each weapon in the world lmao

Allison I feel could do insanely good makeup and probably could make awesome outfits from like very limited amounts of fabric ( and martial arts like she knows how to win a fight with ANYONE )

I could see klaus being really good at art and singing

Five is clearly great at maths but I also love the idea that he knows the answer to like every history question ever ( could also be the same for Diego?)

Ben I feel could play some wierd abstract instrument that nobody knows cares about but it also sounds AMAZING when he does it like this super intelligent book worm just whips out the spoons and starts playing them b e a u t I f u l l y

Obviously vanya is amazing at the violin but I also feel like she would be really great at like pop songs on the violin like stuff you wouldn’t expect to hear on that instrument

Klaus, taking Dave’s glasses and putting them on his face: Do I look nice with these on?

Dave: Klaus, love, I really wish I could say yes but I can’t fucking see.

... oh shit

I’ve been thinking about how they ended Dave’s storyline this season and… well, I have some thoughts…

Dave is still joining the military, but he is joining a different branch. This likely means he won’t end up in the same place in Vietnam. (this is of course assuming that calling him a Marine was 100% intentional and not just an unintentional error, which is possible too, but let’s go with it being intentional) That means that Dave lives when he wasn’t supposed to, which has a couple side-effects. 

1. Paradox. If Dave isn’t in that same company in Vietnam, then he never meets Klaus. More importantly, Klaus never meets Dave. He never falls in love, never sees Dave die, and doesn’t know to seek Dave out, which means Dave never enlists early and does end up in the Army instead, so Klaus does try to save him, so Dave enlists early in the Marines, which means… well, paradox. 

2. Five and Diego both make the point in seasons 1 and 2 that every life, no matter how ordinary, can change history. (Diego comes right out and says it this season. Five just implies it when he plots to murder an innocent gardener in season 1) If that’s true, then Dave being alive is going to screw up the timeline. 

Unless he is removed from it… 

Now Dave could just be killed by The Commission this time around, except for the fact that The Commission is very low on assassins ever since Vanya wiped them all out. They need to rebuild and start recruiting again. And who better to recruit than a well trained marine who’s supposed to be dead anyway…

It will take a few years to get him trained up as a proper field agent, and then it’s time to set him loose to take care of a band of fugitives that keeps fucking with the timeline and instructions to take all 6 of them out before they screw up anything else. 

Anyway, time to go write some fanfic. 

My dad kept having trouble with my pronouns (they/them) so I told him to pretend I was a swarm of bees and it somehow helped

Helicopter tail 

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I cant wait to wake up tomorrow to see what completely insane thing happened on supernatural, a show that ended last week

Klaus: your legs look really good in those jeans

Dave: you should see me without them ;)

Klaus:

Klaus: why would you take off your legs

On Instagram @cleverklaus Cody is doing a Q&A and he just said the best bit about working on TUA is the fans