People Have Offered Many potential Explanations For This Discrepancy, But This Ad Highlights The Importance

“Oh look a fanny pack, harmless right? Probably just carrying my wallet or some chapstick-”

WRONG

I always come prepared to send someone to the shadow realm 

wow. i can’t believe tomorrow is christmas.

Let’s review.

YEP.

NOPE.

Yuh huh.

Nuh uh.

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this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone

Daryl, season 1: I hate everyone here, especially Rick

Daryl, season 5: I love everyone here, especially Rick

juggalos are the true allies

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the year is 2067. am elderly woman sits in a hover-rocker at the local care home. she’s nodding off to sleep when a voice says, “hey, i like your shoelaces.” the woman opens her eyes, confused. shoelaces? shoes stopped having laces decades ago. she stares at the grey haired lady in front of her for a long quizzical minute before it hits her. a large, dentured smile spread across her face and she replies:

“thanks. i stole them from the president.”