me: how do I get rid of big painful acne everyone: first of all NEVER touch, pop, or pick at it!!!!! me, blood on my face, a big disgrace: alright cool so I failed step one
when the post is the deactivated blog being roasted i feel like we are passing by a murder
i hate how when you scroll over posts it says blogs are deactivated like i fell like we are passing a corpse and it feels wrong
2nd century BC Pictish/Caledonian Louis CK: kids today don't even know that we didn't always have bronze dirks. i hear kids whining about their bronze dirks not holding an edge. [bellowing] you want to drive a fucking flint dirk into the throat of your enemy? [baby voice] oh my bronze dirk got a dent in it. it's slightly less sharp now [bellowing] really? how would you like it when your dirk flakes into a thousand tiny flint shards upon striking the shield of your enemy? you little piece of shit? [baby voice] *random mewling noises* [bellowing again] fuck you! your parents didn't raise you correctly. [philosophical, exasperated] everything is amazing, and nobody's happy
FIVE OF THEM
FIVE DIFFERENT JULIANS
The art of Mark Maggiori
Oil
Stuff I like that I reblog, and stuff that I post .... Luke
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