Heard Some Important Information On Twitter Today, And Thought I’d Post It Here For Anyone Who May

she’s out there making owl noises

White boy: what are you doing now haha

Me: shower

White boy's inner monologue: you fool! You've activated my trap card, "Without me? ;)" it will send your patience card to the graveyard and dock you 1000 life points!

Watching this to the end fucking obliterated me. You will not guess what company this commercial is for in a billion years. I promise.

Stop whatever the hell you are doing right now and see this! Super Mario to a violin.

I love America 💙

Some of you guys are like, Be Gay Do Crime, but are also like, Shoplifting makes you evil and you’re personally stabbing into people’s paychecks if you steal

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.