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my law teacher built a ten foot fence because he hated his neighbour, but the city made him take it down because theres a five foot limit on fences, so he poured five feet of concrete on the ground and then built a five foot fence on top of that and the city tried suing him because it was ten feet but they lost because the actual fence was only five

McMeme

when can we start treating pixelated icons as second class tumblr users

new aesthetic: man covered in cacti, surrounded by confused police

surfing the internet in 2020: sweet, this lootbox I just opened will allow me to check my emails at 80% of full speed for the next 8 hours

When It’s Finally Hoodie Weather

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Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Oh you think this is funny? You think this is a joke? Funny fucker huh? Humor? This is humorous to you? You think this is a game? え？楽しそうか？冗談だと思う？ゲームだと思う？こいつ、バカだね？笑うな！楽しそうとゆうな！「ネル」じゃないぞ！