I’m Starting The ‘genuine Setheverman Appreciation Club’ Because Yea I Know Hes A Meme But I Think

It hurts how relatable this is

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”

no offence but i am so tired of getting older i mean im still pretty young but im just tiredt of this long ass cycle that’s gonna go on for the rest of my life. like lemme pause it right quick

College is cool because if you relax for a minute then you’re all of a sudden failing 11 classes even thought you’re only taking 5

even if cruz isn’t the zodiac killer

i want this to be on the same level as ‘ obama is muslim’ thing the republicans had going on i want ted cruz to have sit america down and fuckin show his alibies for the murders and fuckin prove he didn’t kill anyone i think that will be the defining moment for us as a culture tbh 

Square Enix Dev: Hey tigers are, like, absurdly ripped right?

Other Dev: What?

Square Enix Dev: Like, they have the same muscle structure as insanely buff dudes right? Just a real jacked bro? A genuinely ripped beefman? Right?

Other Dev: I mean… they… just… just do whatever you want man.

Square Enix Dev: 

The Fandom That Lived 

top five things in cartoon trash

apple core, fish skeleton, bottle, tin can w/ ajar lid, miscellaneous background lumps of dark green

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”