(submitted By @super-mario-girl)

Actual cannibal Shia LaBeauf

How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

when I was a kid my mom had to intervene and make me stop saying “farewell” instead of “goodbye” because elderly relatives complained that it sounded like I expected them to die before I could see them again

as a black I don't think its fair if just us blacks are the only ones who get a day for themselfs

it makes me laugh when tea party members complain about black lives matter protests not being peaceful enough….it’s like they don’t even know that the boston tea party was a protest comprised of the destruction of property

Smooth Criminal on a music box thing…

Maybe I need to sort out my priorities.