Edward Picking Out Resume’s First Halloween Costume.

life advice:

never say anything to a penguin that the penguin has not already said to you

Bae: Come over babe  Me: But there is this icy puddle between us Bae: I have salt deposits

Do not stay in a retail store or restaurant past closing time. I mean unless you’re just finishing up paying and it’s like 5 mins after. It’s rude. I know the people who work there say, “oh no it’s ok”. They’re lying. It’s not ok they just have to say that.

when ppl make really good art for a fandom you’re not in

I wish actors did like. Actor concerts or something