Marcille Tries To Act The Big Dog But Is Promptly Outdogged By Senshi

cursed boy

she’s out there making owl noises

We’ve been living a lie.

Higher math being a requirement to graduate high school is fucking insane and has pretty much no parallel in any other subject. Science, history, english, ect. all focus on giving you general knowledge on a wide variety of topics, but no, you’d better be able to do this advanced calculus formula that’s useful in only one (1) specific situation if you want that diploma. It would be like if 1/5th of your graduation exam depended on you being able to recite detailed facts about the biology of New World frogs entirely from memory. 

when can we start treating pixelated icons as second class tumblr users

Thanks dungeons and dragons for teaching me how to spell and correctly incorporate Cool Words into my vocabulary such as constitution, proficiency, dexterity, prestidigitation, initiative, and expeditious

Astronaut readjusts to life back on Earth

> Don’t give him a baby for a while.

I asked my boyfriend in Canada once, how he deals with polar bears because I was curious about what to do and he was like, just be calm, let them know you’re there, and give them space and they’ll usually just go away. 

@ all clothing store employees im so sorry im so bad at folding i just wanted to look at it