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Me on a date: fuck, i forgot my purse!!

Them: thats ok, i’ll pay for you 

Me shoving bread sticks down my shirt: you dont understand! 

*slips into the lava*

*tries to keep from going under*

You: *turns temperature hotter*

*burns up*

*burns up*

*for you baby*

Killmonger memes are still going strong

Hey. Ur cool. Im bored. I like ur blog. 😏😍😝😞😝😂😝😞💡📭🔨📭🔨📭📢🛀🔱🍻💍🍸🍎🍦🍎🍡🍡🍱🍎

Aw thanks =)  I like your blog as well...  probably. I mean your ask was anonymous so I don't really know

when someone unfollows me

Let’s never forget Tyler singing I’m Yours

Necromancer: Did you know that dinosaur skeletons in museums are usually fake casts?

Someone: Did the Internet tell you that?

Necromancer: Nope, just a series of disappointing museum trips.

I talked to a young man with white hair on a boat cabin in the middle of a stormy sea. He forgot everything about himself exept for the fact that his name rhymed with ‘Time’ so he started calling himself Time.

I offered him an orange in exchange for a meaningful chat. He took the slice and told me “Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling.”