Fullmetal Alchemist Denial [SPOILERS]

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From the morning of Tuesday October 30th 2018

offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

Last Week Tonight s03e24

What she says: I'm fine

What she means: How do the owls in Harry Potter work? Can they read the addresses on the envelopes or do you have verbally communicate the name of the recipient for them to understand? Does this mean that Voldemort could have found Harry Potter years earlier by just sending him a letter at the right time and following it? Are owls more powerful magical trackers than Voldemort?

Goldblum by Elicia Donze. Drawn in PS. Please do not remove caption.

[Caption: A realistic digital painting of Jeff Goldblum. Portrait is from the waist up. Jeff is wearing a white buttoned shirt with a simple gray tie under a finely textured gray silk jacket. His silver hair is cut short and smoothed back. He’s smiling gently. Three pairs of eyeglasses float side-by-side at eye level—aqua blue, golden yellow, and vivid magenta. He’s wearing the gold pair. The background is solid purple.]

if we keep accusing ppl of being the zodiac killer eventually well get it right

A guy walks into a bar and sees 3 pieces of meat hanging from the ceiling. The guy asks, “What’s this about?” The bartender replies, “Well, if you can jump up and slap the meat, you get free drinks for the rest of the night. If you miss, you pay for everyone’s drinks for the next hour. You wanna do it?” The guy replies, “Nah, the steaks are too high.”