Hmmm

how does he produce full movies in three mins?? give him his oscar already

teacher, handing back my paper on feminism: this whole paper is plagiarized from a tumblr post…

me: OP was a fucking terf so i took it

teacher, crying: you are so fucking valid

i was supposed to go to bed an hour ago dont tell my mom

Some Disney comics I made for a mini zine years back but didn’t post all of them online anywheres! Here you go.

When you have the first good sleep youve had in like a week I’m on mobile someone add a pic

me: grades don't really matter at the end of the day

me: life is so much more than how well you did on a test on a subject you'll forget in five years

me: we can't be measured by percentages and grade point averages

*gets a bad grade*

me: I've brought dishonor to myself, my family and my cow

A the barber shop

Barber: would like a haircut

Me: yes I would love A hair cut

Barber: haha classic joke

*barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin

Barber: y did u do this

Me: so I could make this post

Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life

Me: but I've been working on this post for years