Making Conversation Can Be Tougher Than It Seems

My friend scared trick-or-treaters from his porch on Halloween and filmed it on a GoPro. But he never intended this.

> Chasing after the kids with outstretched arms probably isn’t the best way to calm them down.

> You can hear his heart beat rise from 96 to 168 bpm.

> Candy, candy, chips, chips, chips. Fantastic.

> I want to know what kind of jokes Uncle Pete plays on this family.

> These kids knew how to get every last one of those chip bags.

> Probably didn’t help when the mother yells, “OH MY GOD, HE’S REAL!”.

> “Remember how uncle Pete jokes around?” Every family has an uncle Pete

Home Alone (1990, Comedy) Two burglars attempt to murder an abandoned 8-year-old child

i put new yellow shoelaces on my boots to show people i am Cool. I walk to my work full of old lady cashiers. “I like your shoelaces.” one of them says to me. I see my life flash before my eyes as this ancient test is presented before me

animal……… man………… the same……..

me continuing to make terrible posts about my extremely niche interests instead of anything people actually followed me for:

Eating slime mold by MaximumMoustache

the last jedi director’s cut

yoda: train rey you must

luke: i dont know if i can do that. i’m scared i’ll mess up again.

yoda: hmmh. that’s nothin a little music can’t help

yoda: 

yoda: rockin

EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.