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Me Watching Stranger Things

Me: All of these children are precious

A child: *murders two men in a second*

Me: Especially that one

unmute this

A the barber shop

Barber: would like a haircut

Me: yes I would love A hair cut

Barber: haha classic joke

*barber then realizes my entire head of hair is just one single long peice of hair of wrapped around my noggin

Barber: y did u do this

Me: so I could make this post

Barber: you could've just said that you had but you didn't have to do it in real life

Me: but I've been working on this post for years

I've got like 8 hours before I've got to submit my essay,that is plenty of time.... 

but what about sleep tho

oh my god, please take 3 seconds out of your day to watch this.

Actual Disney prince Lee Pace (x)

EXTREMELY RARE. Farofa listened. Reblog for the universe to listen to your wishes.

gookgod:

me: dane i wanna fight bill o’reilly’s old arss so bad

me: i prefer civil debate with reason and logic 

remembering there was homework as you walk into class