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2014: do it for the vine

2016: do it in memory of vine

Darkness

the other night i tried to make a curry and i got chilli burns all over my face, so i thought to myself ‘hang on, doesn’t milk soothe chilli burns? it does’ and i couldn’t google because i couldn’t see so i just had to blindly feel my way to the fridge and pour out a bowl of milk, and then plant my face in the bowl of milk, anyway at that point the rice cooker went off and triggered a power surge which turned my electricity off, which i didn’t notice at first because i had my face in a bowl of milk and when i did emerge from the dairy prison i thought i had gone blind with chilli burns. so no i don’t really cook much.

Watch: Samantha Bee is so fucking done in fired up, necessary segment after the Orlando shooting.

This is still just as funny even though I haven’t watched Naruto in years.

Taiwanese Pet Groomers Give Haircuts to Small Dogs to Make Their Heads Appear Perfectly Square or Round

how the academic year generally progresses

september: i got this

october: OH FUC K

november: I DO NoT GOT THIS