Skitty…

Okay but I love the official art for the USUM protags so much?

Up until now all the official protag art has had them standing still, maybe holding a pokeball or doing a cute pose:

but then you have the USUM protags and they’re jumping in the air.

They look so excited to be on a Pokemon journey!!!

We need a Karamo Bible

Are you a fisherman because I think you’re a reel catch

Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Tweeted in support of the NFL protesters and added that JFK quote, “Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.” Which. Is unfathomably woke for NASCAR

Passionate human Dorito talking about food.

friend: they're flirting with you

me: no they're not..

friend: they really are how do you not see this?

me: i've yet to hear them say, "i am romantically interested in you, dating would be swell." until i hear that it is never certain.

one time I overslept and my mom came into my room to wake me up and said “you had better get up or else you’ll be rushing”. I wanted to say “if I’m rushing then so be it” but since I was still half asleep my mind changed “rushing” to “Russian”, I rolled over and said “if I’m Russian, soviet” and to this day it’s the best joke I’ve ever made