Like-luke-likes - Like-Luke-Likes

Every single odd number has an “e” in it.

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

psychic: reads my mind

my mind: The Plagues (The Prince of Egypt, 1998) ten hours version

psychic: THUS SAITH THE LORD

me: 

THUS SAITH THE LORD

Nosy boy wants attention but remains polite

Game: You need to be about level 20 to defeat this boss!

Me: oh geez I better go do some grinding

Me, two weeks later overleveled by 80, returning to the boss: I’m your god now

they wanna be shrek and fiona so bad 

pinnacle of bad game design is when you need to follow an NPC who walks at a different speed than you

when your friend cusses in front of your parents