When Everything’s Going To Shit But You’re On A Kids Show. 

not everything is discourse sometimes people just are allowed to say things

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

I loved learning my lines, I was completely obsessive. And I would do it over and over and over again.

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

only on tumblr can someone with a human pet fetish give 19th century monarch style political hot takes

The World’s Smallest Snowman stands less than 3 microns tall.  The snowman was fabricated from three 0.9 micron silica spheres stacked with the use of electron beam lithography.  The eyes and mouth were cut with a focused ion beam while the arms and nose were sculpted with platinum.

Mom, I can’t save during a battle!

Ancient proverb (via spoonfulofwilson)