Yea Dude I Drink A Lot. Drink At Parties All The Time. Yea You Heard Right, 9 Capri Suns. 9. In 45 Minuets.

tom nook isnt a landlord oh my god. u dont pay him rent. u pay him to build ur house. thats it. the bill is for ur house. it is not monthly. it is not rent. it is a bill for the literal construction of ur house and unlike real life theres zero interest on the loan and u never have to repay it in order to progress thru the game. simply the fact that nook builds the damn thing for u without even needing proof that u can or will pay him back is incredible. how is he the bad guy.

“yeah but i have to pay him back if i want to get a bigger house—“ Sometimes We Must Exchange Video Game Money For Video Game Goods And Services. literally wht universe is it common for games to just hand u all free shit n upgrades. it is so easy to pay nook back on day one. go catch some gd common butterflies

me: i have 3 things to do, but only 1 time

me: i could just pick 1 thing to do

brain: do 0 things

me: why?

brain: You Gotta

me hitting the submit button on an essay, knowing that it’s nonsensical garbage, to an academic who has dedicated his life to this field

RATTLESNAKE (a short)

whats it like getting 8 hours of sleep every night

i work as a barista & people tell me all the time that The Drinks Got Gender. Thats A Lady Coffee, people try to say

its fucking bean water

bird: *bounces instead of walking*

me: fucking superb you funky little dinosaur

Lemme bless y’all with this video

I would take you places you ain't never been before

Like Spencer’s? I’ve never been there but my friend says they have cool toys.