Sundress No Panties 

domestication syndrome is one of the coolest findings from recent genetics

girlfriend: babe come over

Me: i can't i'm climbing up nearly 90 degree slopes to reach salt deposits on the mountainside

girlfriend: my parents aren't home

Me: i crave that mineral

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alright you guys have posted some pretty bad jokes on here but not one comes close to this doozy

brace yourselves

so there’s a far-off place that consists of a perfectly triangular lake surrounded by land, with three kingdoms on the three sides of the lake. the first...

this is making me cry why wont the animal just move its head the water is right there

여어- 히싸씨부리 （ ɔ̸ᴉʇɐ͟N͞さんのツイート ）

she’s out there making owl noises

“you look tired, are you???“  “no, im just ugly”