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I didn’t know there was this much green in the whole galaxy [x]

can I legally have my body divided into fifths upon my death and be buried in five separate cemeteries

if you combine world of warcraft and league of legends you get “wow lol”

did they do that on purpose

A bird in the hand is worth a thousand words

your fave is problematic: aang

although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he’s ready to save anyone

WHEN WILL YOU ALL LEARN THAT HARRY DIDN’T STEAL NEVILLE’S LOLLIPOP, IT GOT STUCK TO HIS INVISIBILITY CLOAK AS HE WALKED PAST. 

IF HE STOLE IT 

A) WE WOULD SEE HIS HAND STICKING OUT TO GRAB IT

B) IF HARRY WAS EATING IT, IT WOULD BE INVISIBLE SINCE ANYTHING UNDER THE CLOAK BECOMES INVISIBLE

This is one of the first props I made in high school theater. The script called for a huge catfish with a hidden pouch to pull shit out of. I was 15, had a bunch of chicken wire, a roll of gaff tape, a dream, and no idea what a catfish looks like. Busted this shit out in 30 minutes and named him Steven.

The most infuriating thing about the Tumblr purge is when you write something that’s nsfw, you can’t tag it as nsfw because then Tumblr auto-hides the post.

So…what do you do?  Don’t post it?  Don’t tag it?  Tag it as “no t sa fe 4 worrrrk” or something equally obtuse?

It makes it impossible to post responsibly.  :/  

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Taylor Swift and I'll be singi-

Eyy imma let you finish but I’m auditioning for the role of Kanye west and I’m singing “Oops, I did it again”

When the disrespect is real