When You See It…

this cracked me up bc my water pipes are noisy like this too

You know, an R-rated Deadpool film is well and good, but I kind of want to see Wade show up in one of the regular X-Men films, too.

I want to see him hastily catch himself every time he’s about to say “fuck”, because he knows that the film - being rated PG-13 - is only allowed one F-bomb, and he wants to make it count.

I want to see him throw the ugliest tantrum when, after he spends the whole movie saving up that one allotted “fuck” for the perfect moment, somebody else uses it up before he has a chance.

i read the title of this post and was ready to be angry abt it but then i read the preview and that jst… completely obliterated my train of thought

Thorin: I'm going to reclaim my lost homeland from a living embodiment of death and greed.

Gandalf: Cool.

Gandalf: Hey, can I bring my friend?

Gandalf: He needs to get out of the house more.

That awkward moment when