Okay So @q2qcomics And I Are Currently Apartment Hunting For The Fall And I Just Stumbled Upon The Weirdest

Waitress as a couple enters: Kathy, keep an eye on this one, she looks like shes one of those weird breadstick people

OMFG

It’s sad how much of what is taught in school is useless to over 99% of the population.

There are literally math concepts taught in high school and middle school that are only used in extremely specialized fields or that are even so outdated they aren’t used anymore!

offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

guys… I don’t know if you know this but… if you wake up early… there’s so many more hours in the day

This might require an encyclopedic knowledge of Avatar characters to understand, but it’s pretty hilarious if you fall into that category. 

*hands in assignment*

*gets a new assignment on the same day*

Dating when you live with your parents.