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me, at a restaurant: so, what would you recommend?

waiter: well, the house special, most definitely, or the bees.

me, confused: the bees?

waiter, shouting to the kitchen: HE HAS SELECTED THE BEES

kitchen: THE BEES

That moment when you don’t want a conversation to end but don’t know what else to say

This is the best D&D

illiterate dairy maid in 1750, hundreds of years before germ theory was even thought of: because of my exposure to cowpox, im immune to smallpox. if we expose people to cowpox, they won’t die of smallpox

upper middle class college educated mother with internet living in the year of our lord 2018: vaccines are the devils handiwork and a conspiracy i’d rather my child die of polio than be the autism

Photographed by Natalie Boog