Everything About This Commercial Compelled Me To Purchase Both A PS2 and This Game Back In 2002. Everything

“Still, I wonder if we shall ever be put into songs or tales..”

Happy Birthday to the man who’s beautiful world will forever remind us that there is good worth fighting for. Happy Birthday, Tolkien..you did a pretty good one 

New Donker: Come over

Mario: I can’t, I’m out swimming

New Donker: No one’s sitting next to me and I feel lonely

Mario:

if a teenager is at your door and they are wearing a costume!! please give them candy!! they are still in it for the halloween spirit and it honestly no different from a little kid in a costume. they are just as excited and happy as all the other lil tykes and dont you dare tell them they are “too old for trick-or-treating” because that will literally break their hearts and that’s not cool.

wakes up

several people filling my dash with nothing but weird zootopia fancomics

goes back to bed

🗣🗣

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

I’m drunk at Waffle House and all I ordered was toast and when the waitress said “all you want is toast?” I responded “I’m always a slut for carbs” which in itself is mortifying for me to have said audibly YET my friend decides to run her mouth and say “those last two words were unnecessary” and now all this Waffle House knows I’m a lady of the night.

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR