Best New Fashion Is Basically Wearing A Sleeping Bag As Clothing

Frog soldier.

Just beat Undertale’s true pacifist route it was good. My sister wants to play it but now I don’t want to reset...

Same. (via matsuda98)

i like elephant seals IN THEORY cos they look so goofy but every time i watch any documentary about them all they do is fuck and fight extremely graphically and disgustingly to the death so i’m deeply afraid of them

When your friends start getting good at a game you usually let them win at

x-men’s inherent flaw in its storytelling is that it always has mutants with useful powers telling mutants with actual curses to be proud of their powers 

“you should embrace your gifts” says Orgasm Dude, the dude with the power to give anyone an orgasm

“yeah thanks” says Will Explode If He Gets A Boner Man 

here’s a compilation of tiktoks that just convey an array of human emotions

jack black starting a youtube channel for the soul purpose of one upping pewdiepie and having megalovania in his first video isnt how i expected 2018 to end i gotta say

Crush: *Talks to someone*

Me: I lost them. They’re clearly in love with that person. How did this happen?