Cop: We’re Looking For A Suspect In A Convenience Store Robbery

I can’t be a relatable teen anymore I am sad Snapchat: itsagifnotagif

the-uterus:

First red, 

then white,

and now, blue.

Tumblr’s American trinity is finally complete. Begin the ritual

Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.

what happened to old youtubers you watched as a kid

good endings:

they’re still making the same content but with higher production values and they’re still enjoyable

they stopped making videos but successfully moved on to bigger and better things

bad endings:

they turned out to be really bigoted and are now pandering to the alt-right/center-right

they hardcore sold out and now they shill for like 12,000 separate products

neutral endings:

they’re still making the same content but it turns out they were never funny and you just had a bad sense of humor as a kid

they became a twitch streamer

they removed themselves from social media entirely and you find out after a bit of digging that they fucked off to the woods or some shit

For millennia dragons have raided and pillaged human villages for gold. Lately, however, they’ve heard of something called ‘wages’ where humans will just GIVE them gold for doing jobs.

leak randys chart

get his ass

why dont humans have a specific noise that means “there are bees here lets leave immediately” why are elephants more advanced than us

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“We never kneeewwwww…”

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