Last Year For Easter, We Got These Cool Egg Decorating Kits, With Markers, Stickers, Stencils Etc.

i cant believe americans on tv really say rock paper scissors like???? its paper scissors rock omg do u irl americans actually say rock paper scissors????

Bae: come over

Me: I can’t I’m raising scuttlebugs

Bae: I’m at QPU syncing speed

Me:

Hi, I'm auditioning for the role of Taylor Swift and I'll be singi-

Eyy imma let you finish but I’m auditioning for the role of Kanye west and I’m singing “Oops, I did it again”

I love the guy who’s clearly a teacher who came over with the intent to tear two fucking idiot teenagers apart from each other only to find these fucking nerds it probably made his entire month

shit i don’t own a single confection what do i do if human children come knocking on my door???