Person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!

How to love a fat person.

“Can I get your number?”

“I had learned that I was undesirable to nearly anyone. Desire for a body like mine meant my partners were irrational, stupid, or resigned to settling for less than they wanted. In the years since college, I’d dated a wide range of people with few physical commonalities. Whatever their looks, I couldn’t trust their attraction. I shrank away from their touch, recoiling from their hands like hot iron. I turned down dates, believing their interest to be impossible or pathological. Any intimacy required vulnerability, and vulnerability led back to humiliation.”

Uggghhh, this is painfully good. I didn’t quote the line that made my heart stop and eyes fill with tears. Please, read it.

december 12, 2019. i would like to hold a hand

me walking into the grocery store to buy everything bagels

Burger King just released one of the best anti-bullying PSAs I’ve ever seen

if ur sad do not fear friend i am sending puppies to help u

well FINE here is my michael rosen game. its really short cause i was just figuring out how to use the engine

all u in 2017 meanwhile dis man in 2019

if you’ve ever had a crush on me god bless your poor misguided heart

the other day I was taking a walk when I saw this old guy trapped under a cart. people were trying to help him but it was too heavy so I stepped forward and lifted it off him (I work out a lot.) then, this old police inspector told me I had to be a convict because of how strong I was. I looked him straight in the eye and said, “it’s 1815. anyone can be strong, including non felons, women, and gay people. the only person who’s weak here is you.” he started crying and gave me fifty crowns while everyone clapped, even the nuns