(photo Via helloheyi)

witch’s glen

I love good bread. Like flat bread???? Bitch! Then the bread that’s hard on the outside but soft in the inside….with the fucking butter?????…..bitch…………

how do i tell my mom that this “minimalist wooden nativity set” she put up just looks like a forest of dildos

Real life Quick Time Event

this guy is so great

what

there’s a lot of weird shit on this site but have you ever seen a peeled lemon

meirl

Glass of Supervicious Fluid

Mobster whose subordinates are too afraid to correct his mispronunciation of “bada bing bada boom”