“Hey Guess What”

Dorkly

when I tell u I LOST IT

She’s reading this

offspring: d...da.....

parent: are you trying to say your first word??? what is it?? daddy? is it daddy?

offspring: dance fucker dance. man he never had a chance. and no one even knew it was really only you

parent: you're gonna go far, kid.

do you understand how great this scene is it doesn’t even need editing

me, as my laptop fan suddenly becomes louder: what is it?? what program?? who is doing this to you????

I love them

A red hot ball of Nickel placed on a block of ice.

if you stretched out an average person’s skin over a football field, you would be arrested and no one would like you or trust you anymore