Latest Posts by lightning-mcquinn - Page 5
Batman’s little smile 😭🫶
Nightwing #15
This is the best day of Dick's life.
Absolute Robin
What’s left of the Graysons when their act fall apart ?
(Have I ever said how much I love Mary Grayson ? Because I love her so much.
Also in my mind she’s a blondie gitana who speaks Spanish (maybe castillan even), French and Caló (gitans’ language though it might have a different name))
Dick: I think that I might have some mild trauma.
Batfam: you THINK?!?
Justice League and Young Justice: MIGHT have?!?
Titans: MILD?!?!?
Damian, visibly distressed: Has Grayson always had a habit of running headlong into certain death?
Tim: Well sometimes he walks. Occasionally, he shuffles. Periodically, he ambles.
Jason: Once, I'm pretty sure I saw him trip into certain death.
Delighted at the thought of Bruce Wayne having to be an actual parent
Dick 9 times out of 10 failing to hide a severe injury from the rest of the batfam because without fail when he’s tired or drugged or generally not firing on all cylinders his native accent comes out as thick as the day he met Bruce.
- - -
Bruce: Dick come down for a check up I saw you take that hit for Tim.
Dick, halfway towards the cave exit and still going, in the quietest voice possible: im fine
Bruce: Say squirrel and you can leave.
Dick:
Bruce:
Jason:
Tim:
Damien:
Dick: …skweeerrehl.
Jason: Get him boys.
ok everyone else leave the room
In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team
Bro imagine if like Dick Grayson and Damian Wayne bond over having evil grandfathers together. Maybe that’s why their so close, but like imagine one of them is like “Did your grandfather ever try to make you his successor to his evil cult of assassins” AND THE OTHER ONE GOES “you will never believe this but-“
I feel like there are 10 flavors of shippers in this fandom
- no you can’t ship that ship?? It’s so problematic (there is a 2 year age gap)
- yeah Bruce prolly fucks his kids who also fuck each other
- why are you shipping fanon?? Why does everything have to be gay?? Enough with the gay stuff
- problematic non incest ships (slade Wilson and Dick, Talia and Jason, Tim and Ra’s) I call this one the Freud would sell his soul to interview you tier
- stuck on one ship that hasn’t been canon in years or only happened in a tv show or else world story
- Batkids x miraculous ladybug or Danny phantom
- why love triangle when they can all hold hands (everything is a polycule)
-why love triangle when the women can just date each other and abandon the mediocre man (gayyay subgenre exists where the women leave their boyfriends to date each other and then the boyfriends also date each other)
- quietly ships current canon and lives their lives
-all queer ships, canon! Fanon! Who cares? Two bisexuals of opposite genders is fine but it has to have pizzaz
Tag yourself or add anything that I missed!
Imagine being a super tough criminalrobbing a bank only to get stopped by a 9 year old dressed like a traffic light
Funniest fandoms are where the fans are like, "I'm obsessed with this. I don't recommend it even slightly."
My gender is rickrolling
Your gender is now the first randomized wikipedia article you get. No rerolls.
Lin-Manuel Miranda is not untalented but he shouldn't be making billion dollar disney movies or whatever. This guy should be in a garage making deeply earnest but unpolished rap opera concept albums and posting them online for a niche fanbase of no more than 100,000 too-online theatre nerds. Hiring him to make forgettable paint-by-numbers radio friendly disney princess pop is trying to raise devil's pupfish in captivity. You have to stop giving him money and let him go make cringe in his natural habitat or you're never going to get anything good.
"love is what makes us human" actually it's 'select all images with boat' but go off I guess
im normal
the joy of realizing someone is a similar type of freak as you
meeee
someone tell me how to talk about my interests like i don't care TOO much if the other person is listening
i think I'm failing
Never forget who was there for you during your lowest moments (fanfiction).
In the DC universe there's a petition with over five hundred thousand signatures asking Batman to let Robin represent the USA on the male gymnastic team
One of the things I love most is the bond of complicity between Selina and Dick that has been built over the years.
She saw the little, nosy Robin grow up and become a leader, a good man who carries the weight of so many responsibilities, just like his father.
He met the woman behind the thief he wanted to catch so badly, he saw someone who cares about the strays of Gotham (and Batman) as much as she loves jewelry.
Their journey today is independent of Selina and Bruce's relationship. Aside from a certain stupid editorial decision, they have seen each other mature over the years and care for each other like family.
klance in 2024??? 🤯🤯🤯💯💯💯