The Narrative Is Sentient And It Is Coming To GET You

Wait, I'm still not over JD Vance getting snubbed at the Vatican. First time he showed up he got a cardinal who was told to tell him he sucked and should repent. Then, after whining and complaining he finally got to sit awkwardly in a room with the Pope who clearly didn't want to be there.

It's super funny as a Mormon because...

Our boys got in first try and had a grand old time with good ol' Grandpa Frankie. And we're, like, Heresy Incorporated over here

And on the topic of Mormons being more likable than JD

We tend to have a better success rate of knocking on doors.

dean punching sam after exorcising him of meg just pisses me off. imagine being disoriented and in pain and instead of comforting you, your brother just rocks your shit for no reason. evil

I fell asleep last night thinking of a concept episode.

Basically it’s just an episode with Jack holding a camera and filming everyone’s daily routines, like a home video. He just follows them around and they’re just so confused what he’s doing and ignores it. He introduces them and is like “here are my dads :3 and here’s me!!!” and he turns the camera back to himself, smiling and then he turns the camera back around and they’re just all smiling at him. And then the episode continues with like minor conflicts like just fighting n stuff. But like the way families interact with each other.

This part is semi lame but like he would definitely capture like a weird destiel moment. Like they accidentally bumped into each other the way they do on romcoms or just a moment of them sitting awkwardly close in silence and Jack records from around a corner and he just giggles and they both just stare at him, and then the camera cuts.

Jack would also record their daily routines and narrate. “Cas is always the one up first because he doesn’t need to sleep. Sam wakes up early to do is runs.” He just holds the camera with Sam walking up the stairs and he pauses. “Jack, what are you doing?” He somewhat laughs but also is confused. “I’m making a video of our lives!”

GOD I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM

I smiled so big writing this. They are everything to me.

“Average doctor commits 10 crimes a year” factoid actually just a statistical error. Average doctor commits 0 crimes per year. Crimes Gregory, who hates his supervisors and commits 27 crimes each shift, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

I vouch for Sammy a lot because so many people misunderstand him, but I will say that the most frustrating thing about his character in season 4 is he keeps. leaving. Dean.

He left Dean the same night he learned he was alive to go find Ruby. He left Dean when he was being attacked by the witches/demons because vengeance was more important than being with his brother (regardless of Sam actually getting to kill the monster). He left him after he fucking choked Dean out, to go find Ruby/get a lead that ended up being a ploy. Dean is dysfunctional so of course that’s not the reason he’s done with Sammy, but it would be enough for me if I was him. How do you claim to love your brother and then you leave him more than once? Of course Sammy loves Dean, but his love for his brother fell to the wayside for “more” but actually less important things. You best believe if my brother was dead for four months and came back to life from hell I’m never leaving his side again, he’d have to beat me with a stick to get me away.

This is why Dean says he can’t trust Sam. Because he can’t. Because his life was in his hands multiple times and Sam chose something else every time. Sammy fucked up royally and there’s no easy fix for it.

1x14 Sam on my mind tonight

chart of my age over time

Mine by Taylor Swift is theee SamJess song

AU WHERE JESS IS ONE OF THE SPECIAL CHILDREN!!! PLEASE!!!!!