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I wear socks, yes, no, yes, no, yes even with shoes, yes, yes, yes, yes but it would be uncomfy, ankle socks, keep wearing it until the hole is too big to ignore, yes

OKAY series of polls about sock preferences because i'm a curious autistic fuck:

(if you don't wear socks don't answer any of the other questions)

Doing more than one? Choose whichever you found the most helpful. ❤️

Have you been blocked by anyone to your knowledge?

*cracks knuckles*

So you know those fics/ideas where the batfam pretends to be winged cryptids (“loading and aspect ratio” by JUBE514 is beautiful, as is the series “f’ing demon bats” by KingJai) completly inhuman, entirely different, unknown species?

People start trying to like, study/classify them, along with other metas and species that are emerging. At first, they think the bats and the birds are different species, deciding to co-habitate, because- duh. Bats are mammals. Birds are birds. But then, why do they all have the same whistle chitter language? The same claws, fangs, cape-like base to thier wings? All the babies call Batman dad, what if its really a bloodline family? But if thats the case, then why are they so different?

The answer lies in the batgirls.

The bat… GIRLS.

Black bat, batgirl (all 3 of them), batwoman, all are female. The robins, nightwing, red hood, are all male.

The feathered members of the family are SHOWIER. They’re stealthy, sure, but they’re dramatic, using their brighter colors and their words to draw attention to themselves. Even red robin, the drabbest and most silent of the bunch, will get into loud debates with riddler and such. Clearly, these are displays to attract a mate. Just look at nightwing.

The leather-winged members, in the other hand, are quieter, talking less often, sticking more to the shadows and silent+violent takedowns. Black Bat almost never speaks. Oracle is never even seen. Spoiler is louder and more brightly colored, but who is Gotham to enforce gender roles onto their cryptid? They’re noticing trends.

But then… where does batman fit into this? His coloration is the closest to black bat. His fighting style fits in the shadows, not as flashy as other males of his species, so what gives? Is this theory just a theory?

No, of course not. The answer is obvious. Batman is trans.

Trans Cryptid Batman.

Idk how Duke fits into this give him a bird theme or smth.

BONUS POINTS if Alfred (grandpa gotham cryptid) is “revealed” to have lovely white feathered wings. Its meant to be a play on how he’s an angel looking out for them (an angel for putting up with them) but it kickstarts the whole thing.

(EDIT: more bonus points if Bruce is either A:actually trans or B: Bryce trying to avoid sexism, and cannot for their AFAB life figure out how they got clocked as biologically female)

So I've been very sick for about a month now so I have not been inspired or motivated to work on anything until today when I was drawing this monster concept and my wife said she wanted to play one. So while we drove to get food we worked out what they can do. This was the original inspiration for the monster.

You open it and find...

Brown craft paper with colorful ribbons

Large glossy blue bag

Bright red & gold gift bag

Compact gold & black box

Large newsprint & raffia box

Tiny purple & silver bag

Cheerful yellow heavy box

White gift bag topped with red ribbons

Brown gift bag with green tissue

Heavy large tan bag tied with green ribbon

Small iridescent box tied in gold ribbon

So I have a thing of Clockwork being a triplet. Clockwork (Time), Cosmos (Space), & Chaos (self explanatory lol)

reblolgos for bigger sample size :))