A Day In The Life Of Evil Stan!

Misadventures of amnesiac Bill & Stanley plus one very, very tired Ford. (Set sometime in the future of my same coin spinoff au).

Featuring yandere ford face because I’m not tired of it yet XDD

i stan one (1) depressed frenchman and his perpetually agonized eyebrows

“I’m sorry if it hurts Chi-Chi and Gohan, but please don’t try and resurrect me. Besides, Gohan’s a lot better person than I was…”

I think about this line a lot. It shows a lot of self awareness from Goku, y'know?

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tell me where to shoot and i'll fire ( -_•)▄︻テحكـ━一💥

you don’t make an evil Morty overnight. it takes time, and a certain pressure...

(spiritual continuation of this comic)

beleth, the ashen demon!!!

or: jeralt’s nightmare adventures raising his autistic-spectrum child with impulse control issues lol

(byleth’s special interest is gathering battle statistics :3 it eventually makes them into a really good tactician but, uh, it takes them a long process of trial-and-error to git gud enough to predict the outcome of a battle before fighting it XD)

Doing what? the twitch of Itachi’s eyebrow said, but the boy said nothing.

The genjutsu was subtle: the widening of his jaw, the thickening of that slender neck. The Akatsuki cloak gave his shoulders a broader girth, too. All an illusion to make Itachi look older than his fourteen years. Kisame was not fooled, but he was amused. He wondered how long Itachi had been casting it, renewing it, slowly aging it until even he himself had forgotten the youth of his face.

“You’ll grow into it, I suppose,” Kisame murmured.

Itachi emitted a subvocal noise of annoyance. Kisame laughed and brushed past him. He’d killed all his partners and he’d likely end up killing this boy, too. But until then, he’d enjoy provoking the farce until his facade fell. What fun it was to live in such interesting times!

(Based on my headcanon that Itachi had a long-running genjutsu of himself at all times, which would explain why Itachi always looked so damn old in everyone’s memory even though he was supposed to be thirteen when he massacred his clan.)

old stans meet young stans

Evil Morty discovers the existence of the Citadel of Ricks...

Continuation of my Evil Morty origin story (1, 2, 3, 4)

Thinking about the early days of Robotnik and Stone... They're both orphans with a dislike of humanity and a fascination with machines of mass destruction, so I wonder if they ever talked about their personal lives and private traumas.

...Probably not. But maybe they came close?