I'm laughing so hard at the idea of Kai and Akita just doing so Reckless™ and accidentally killing Kataru, Lloyd, nya (and the rest of the ninja too) via a heart attack. They'd barely make it through a day together.
Kai and Akita thrive off of Chaotic Righteous Moron Energy, they will not hesitate to pick a fight with anyONE you mess with them? You look at their family wrong? It’s Fight Time, there is no fear in either of these red-coded fools, they would pick a fight with the FSM himself for kicks. Kataru and Nya are in tears trying to get them not to Pick That Fight, Lloyd you’re trying but get that look out of your eyes, the other ninja are in the background with popcorn.
It's sweet that in this passage the narrator is Cole. He sounds so fond.
I love that, according to tommy andreasen, jay regularly harasses the mailman
What’s the best animal featured in Zoo Tycoon 2 and why is it the North American Beaver?
Translation (*with some liberties to emulate the characters' speaking mannerisms)
Zane: You are right, Cole. Thank you. It just came over me because I miss her so much.
Cole: I know, Zane. We miss them all.
Idk if yall have had the chance to look at this ninjago book at the Barnes and Noble but these pages really tickled me. Like????? is Zane okay?????? canonically????????????????