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I don't think we thank logitech enough for making products that just work
"To grief over something not lost, but out of reach"
This is a comic I made for my mutual in twitter's post!! I love their evil!Charlie au and got me really curious of Vaggie's mental state of it. Since we all know how Vaggie had devoted her entire purpose in life to be with Charlie and stays by her, protecting her.
need a scene where Charlie's visiting Carmilla looking to convince her into doing more active support, and Vaggie's in the background checking out a new angelic weapon drop, piping up occasionally like-
Vaggie: “This one's also fake”
Carmilla: “(sigh) I'll need to get an explanation for that.”
Vaggie: “Can i watch?”
Carmilla: “You can do the honors if you like.”
Charlie: “NO killing.”
Vaggie: “Aww sweetie of course no killing. We wanna see the weapon drops improve, not die off.”
Charlie: “Good! That’s good. Jussst checking.”
Carmilla: “A sharp spear and a mind for business. I can see why you made her your hotel manager.”
Charlie: “Oh she's a lot less stabby back at the hotel!”
Vaggie: (tries and fails to look like this is true)
Carmilla: "Really."
Charlie: “....She's, SLIGHTLY less stabby back at the hotel…?”
Vaggie: (Can'tEvenDenyIt.jpeg)
Carmilla: “Then I’m impressed you have any guests still living there.”
Charlie: “We’ve had some close calls.”
Vaggie: “HA! They wouldn’t have just been ‘close’ if I’d had a few of THESE bad boys on me.”
Charlie: "...."
Charllie: “… you know what? Maybe we should hold off on the whole weapons deal for now. Maybe we’re good on weapons.”
Vaggie: “Wh- but- Charlie!"
Carmilla: “Are you sure? You’ve been pushing for this deal all week.”
Vaggie: “Sweetie noooo, LOOK AT THIS THING! Think of the range I’d have- the blunt force trauma- the blood loss-”
Charlie: “I’m thinking one former exorcist in the hotel is weapons enough, actually.”
Vaggie: “-and I have WINGS again now! Can you imagine slinging a spiked ball and chain around while airborne-”
Carmilla: “Yes. I see your point.”
Vaggie, being lovely led out of the weapons storeroom by Charlie, making sad puppy eyes at all the angel slaying weapons she's leaving behind, hurriedly whispering "save the ball and chain for me Miss Carmine? please??" to a mildly amused Carmilla as she sees them out
You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games
no one:
lux to jinx in every fic:
AU where Sokka’s high-on-cactus-juice encounter with the giant mushroom takes a dark turn. (Also he has a gun)
based on this beautiful tumblr post
bonus:
suddenly stuck by the thought of Charlie, in the early days of chaggie, getting lonely and insecure whenever Vaggie took time away from them to clean and check over her stupid angel spear, to the point that at least ONCE Charlie full on seduced Vaggie away from weapon maintenance and back to bed JUST to prove she could
like, with vaggie in canon getting jealous over something dumb-
(Charlie, one of the friendliest people ever, holding hands with Emily, the other friendliest person ever)
it'd be so funny, charlie getting equally jealous over something just as silly- and having a running feud with vaggie's 100% non sentient spear, not only for taking up vaggie's attention but ALSO for being (in charlie's very private opinion) an unhealthy and self destructive influence on vaggie's life (it's mainly the first reason though) (vaggie likes keeping the spear near or under their bed and sometimes reaches out to grab it in her sleep and THOSE are the days charlie starts off with a scowl) (she was lying Right There next to vaggie) (and she is much softer and warmer and more cuddly than any stupid spear)
ABSOLUTELY CANNOT GET OVER THE BACKGROUND MUSIC IN THIS SCENE LMAO