A Male Wizard Sells His Future Firstborn For Knowledge To A Demon. A Female Warlock Sells Her Future

I bet if a mushroom could lap water out of your hand with a tongue that a gently drinking mushroom tongue on your hand would be the softest and gentlest thing.

A vampire that selectively targets drug dealers and criminals because they know those people would be easy targets that wont warrant an investigation is confused to find out that the people of the city believe them to be some sort of vigilante that is ridding the city of crime.

Saw this joke about post-redemption azula a while ago and i can’t find it for the life of me now 😭 pls tag me if u happen to see it 🥺

finished my botw amv!!! it was my first zelda game and i’ve been replaying it recently, and while i think the story could be clunkily told i also think it’s really compelling and underrated.

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As a bisexual, it sickens me that some people WILL keep scrolling.

Kim Richards vs. Eileen Davidson and Lisa Rinna in Amsterdam ASMR

Angelic Steel: Chaggie

Charlie: Has anyone seen Vaggie?

Husk: I think she's out back in the shed.

Charlie: But... we don't have a shed.... (walks out back and sees a sizeable shed) WHEN DID WE GET A SHED?!?!

Husk: About a week ago when Vaggie had an epiphany to try a new hobby.

Charlie: Wait. Vaggie's trying a new hobby? AND SHE DIDN'T TELL ME?!?! (stomps over to the shed and rips open the doors, instantly getting blasted by heat that's hotter than Wrath itself) Vaggie!

Vaggie: (looks up from a forge, shirtless, blacksmith apron covering her front, and covered in sweat and some soot with her hair tied up in a messy bun) What's up, babe?

Charlie: (jaw drops as her eyes turn red and scour Vaggie's exposed skin) Wha...... *gulp* What... uh... what are you-?

Vaggie: (pulls a white hot rail of steel out of a handmade forge with a smile) I figured out how to make and forge angelic steel!

Charlie: (blushing as her tail sprouts and starts flicking back and forth like a cat) You're forged angelic steel~.....

Vaggie: Uh... Babe?

Charlie: I never realized how much I've wanted to make love to a sexy welder all my life~ (slides the shed door shut and starts prowling forward in demon mode)

Vaggie: (sweat drop) .....T-Technically... I'm a blacksmith.... SHIT!!! (drops the rod, cursing at herself when she hears the steel shatter, and runs for the backdoor of the shed)

Charlie: (gives chase) Where are you going, forge goddess?!~ I have a fire you can play with!~

Honestly I feel like Charlie is the type of person who genuinally checks herself and her temper because if she ever had a moment where she loosed her shit, it would probably be the scariest thing ever. You know those type of people who are one of the most sweetest and kindest people you know, and the idea of seeing them angry just never crosses your mind? And then when you actually see them upset, and I mean genuinely will rip your head off in a second, it's the most terrifying thing you could ever imagine because you would never imagine someone so gentle being capable of this level of anger and fury.