The Way Queer People Online Police Other Queer People’s Work Is Just So Weird. They’re Like “killing

the most zuko thing to ever happen

Azula: And that was how I successfully staged a coup and took control of Ba Sing Se. Do you have any questions?

Baby Izumi: *incoherent baby babbling*

Azula: Fascinating stategy. I hadn’t even considered that. I could have taken the city and killed the Avatar in half the time!

Baby Izumi: *more incoherent baby babbling*

Azula: You have a ruthless mind. Tell me, if you were tasked with conquering the North Pole, how would you go about doing so?

Zuko: *peeking from the doorway, unsure if he should stop this or not. slightly afraid*

"To grief over something not lost, but out of reach"

This is a comic I made for my mutual in twitter's post!! I love their evil!Charlie au and got me really curious of Vaggie's mental state of it. Since we all know how Vaggie had devoted her entire purpose in life to be with Charlie and stays by her, protecting her.

You should never forget literally the best line in all of video games

i don’t know who needs to hear this today but if you want a neutral character then make a legitimately neutral character.

no more chaotic neutral characters being like “yeah i know i’m chaotic neutral but i’m going to willing join an organization that doesn’t benefit me as much as i benefit them” they aren’t neutral. they’re good.

also no more “i’m a chaotic neutral so i’m going to cause death and destruction and ruin the lives of everyone” that’s evil, babes.

i mean truly neutral. truly “i’m doing this to serve me and the few people who have proven to stand by me. if you don’t do your part to help me and my cause, you aren’t someone i want in my life” neutral. truly “i don’t care what the higher ups said, killing this guy is what i set out to do and i’m going to so it” neutral. or even “my business hinges on this guy not talking shit so, despite what you or the law says, he’s not gonna be left in a state to talk shit” neutral.

this rant wasn’t prompted by anything but me seeing neutral characters not written or portrayed as truly neutral.

Living Ghost

(quick explanation for my buddies who don’t know Zelda lore: Thanks to wacky time space shenanigans this Link has ended up in a time period long after the events of the games he was in.  He stumbles across his own grave and reunites with a spirit he befriended as a kid who has been watching over said grave.  Poor guy just can’t catch a break when it comes to time shenanigans.)

You work for an organisation that works to prevent atrocities with the use of the butterfly effect, receiving bizarre orders from an ultra-intelligent AI that tells you weeks later what disasters your actions prevented and how. Recently, you start to suspect that the AI has ulterior motives.

Rivalry: Charlie & ...Spear?

Check out @a-dauntless-daffodil for original thought. It's great!

Charlie: (holding the spear hostage as she paces around the room) So.... let's get one thing straight here.... You may have come first, but I'M the one who share's Vaggie's bed!

Spear: (taped up from pommel to guard haphazardly with the two ends tied off to the arms of a chair, keeping it in place so it looks like it's sitting) ...........

Charlie: So what if she slept with you for the first few months she was here?! She was scared! You brought her some sort of comfort, and who would I have been if I denied her that? A horrible person, that's what!

Spear: (sunlight glints off it's edge)

Charlie: *gasp* How dare you laugh at me?! I am the Princess of Hell!!! YOU are just a spear! A hunk of metal!

Spear: (slowly falls a little to the side but gets caught by the tape)

Charlie: Well, now I'm the one who takes the right side of the bed. YOU just get to sit in the corner. All. Alone. and WATCH me snuggle Vaggie in a way a piece of scrap metal like you never could.

Spear: ...........

Chair: (slowly spins and creaks)

Charlie: WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU LIKE THE VIEW!?!?!?! YOU FUCKING PERVERT!!!!

Spear: (glints again as the sun streams through the blinds)

Demon Charlie: (growls as her horns and tail grow) What am I gonna do about it? What am I gonna do?! Oh, don't you worry. I have ways of putting you in your place. (holds up a rough, volcanic whetstone from Wrath)

Spear: (slips a little further)

Vaggie: (enters the bedroom) Hey, babe, have you seen my spear? (sees her spear tied up with Charlie demoned out, gripping the shaft with one hand and bringing a volcanic rock to the spear's edge with the other) What are you doing?

Charlie: (freezes) NOTHING!!!

Vaggie: Uh-huh.... Well, I have to clean the angelic blood off my spear so it doesn't rust, so can I have it back?

Charlie: (stands up straight and riiiiiips the spear from the tape) Of course, babe! Anything for my lovely, sweet, kind, caring, snuggly, super amazing girlfriend!~

Vaggie: Uh... Thanks, hun. I'll be down in the common room if you need me. Love you. (turns to leave)

Charlie: Love you too~ (glowers at the spar resting against Vaggie's shoulder) This isn't over.