He Made Her An Offer She Couldn't Refuse

here's a bunch of spongebob titlecards i hoarded

Joy Sullivan, from “These Days People Are Really Selling Me On California”, Instructions for Traveling West

Kai Cheng Thom, from "to Jesus Christ", Falling Back in Love with Being Human: Letters to Lost Souls

Tailor Birds “Sewing” Nests

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Today I learned that Van Halen have that rider in their contract about “a bowl of M&Ms with all the brown ones removed” in order to know at a glance if the promoter read the entire contract.  And the reason they do THAT is because they once had a stage collapse because a promoter hadn’t read the proper way to set up all the specific technical stuff.

So if the band goes in the dressing room or catering and sees brown M&Ms, they know they have to double-check the stage setup for safety.